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Quotes From Bad Bachelor Parties

Selections from the complete list at DrinkAtWork:

"Don't throw out the gift ribbons! We need them to make the hat!"

"Okay, so that's three votes to watch porn and 12 votes to open up the Necrononicon…"

"Wait, we all brought Crystal Light?!?"

"So we all do a shot whenever a player goes down a chute or up a ladder."

"17, Dan! A haiku has 17 syllables! Do it again."

"Listen, the sooner we all stop crying the sooner we can be done with this ritual."

"We all have such pretty, pretty dresses…"